Princess Sparklepants Tumbles, too...
Clarity poem for 4/17
Clarity Poem for 4/17 Easter holidays are over,Spring Break is done,But the beautiful weatherHas just begun… And though you all wishTo be home and outsideEnjoying the suhsineClarity can not slide Just a few more wordsto share what’s going onBefore you all leaveand your week here is done Though it’s sad to sayGoodbye to a friend,Make sure to tell PERSONAHer time here is at end. PERSONB’s birthday is today,And PERSONC’s just passedSo send them good cheerA little note, real fast. And our new leader,PERSOND, you’ve heardWill be in AtlantaNext week, I’m assured. And since I don’t writePoetry very wellI’ll call it done now,At least for a spell. So enter your time nowAnd have a good dayA good weekend, evenAnd go home and play!(I had to do some editing to avoid using real names. So the rhyme scheme might not be perfect…)
I just “phoned it in” this week
Write a poem - any length, any form, any whatever - about Clarity, and send it to me. I’ll use it in an April Clarity email!
To get you started, here are some Clarity Haiku:
Opening the app Takes longer than entering My time for this week.
Why do you think that They call it Clarity, when Sometimes, not so clear?
Melman the giraffe Takes up lots of bandwidth, yet Better than haiku.
Enter your time now And you won’t forget later When five o’clock calls!
(crap. these didn’t paste in well, and I am too lazy to fix that.)
Yesterday, the cat bit me, twice. The first time, she didn’t really break skin. The second time, she did in three places. I only noticed - and washed out - two of the three, and the other one is as big as a golf ball, now.
That darn cat.
Cords
Am wearing corduroy pants this morning, the kind with little waffles or wales or whatever, but that make that satisfying “swooch” when I walk quickly down the hall. While this means that my thighs are touching each other, I am still enjoying the sound.
This is the ONLY thing that I like about winter.
An outstanding email thread that NEEDS to be on the internet.
- Mini: You know what I say to your Clarity? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- Me: You are just jealous because I have mad paint skills and you don't.
- Mini: I didn't even look at the attachment because I am so BAH on Clarity.
- Me: The hell. You probably printed it out to hang on your wall.
- Mini: Oh, there was no printing. No printing at all. I say good day to your Clarity.
- Me: I don't believe you. Matter of fact. I bet you set it as your computer's wallpaper.
- Mini: Nah, the Jonas Brothers have that honor.
- Me: HA HA HA I knew it! WAIT till this hits the internet...
- Mini: It's a tossup between them and the dude from Twilight. I can't make up my mind.
- ...
- Mini: [his daughter's name] has a life size stand up of him in her room, friggin' thing creeps me out.
- Me: I will give you $500 if you take a picture of you giving that thing tongue. And let me post it around the office.
- Mini: Oh hell no
- Me: that's a big chunk of cash to walk away from so quickly.
- Mini: No, no it isn't. Although, I will deface it for free.
- I love my minis.
Rain makes Clarity cranky.
I am getting really sick and tired of having to bully my managers into doing their jobs.
I am unsure why people can post video of other people being beheaded on the internet. Who is watching this? WHO?
